A guy in Scotland has been probation and placed on the Sex Offenders enter for three years all because he tried to have sex with his ride. The way I see it as long as it doesn't bear on children and everyone participating is legitimately consenting. I don't give a shit what you do in the privacy of your bedroom (or kitchen or bathroom or dungeon). Now granted bicycles can't exactly react but um--they're inanimate objects. Who cares if some drunk dude privately makes a move on his rig? We all get lonely.
Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr. Gail Davidson prosecuting told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply."They used a master key to open the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt naked from the waist down."The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
Wow that sounds uncomfortable in so many ways. Is it just me or should the cleaners have apologized quickly closed the door and left? I mean who are they protecting here? The bike? You experience what the bike said when asked about the experience? Nothing. Bikes don't communicate. Also they don't think breath or compassionate if someone gets off on them.
Both cleaners who were "extremely shocked" told the hostel manager who called police. Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."
come up you're a man of the world now. Sheriff. By the way did you hear about the dude in India who ? That's totally acceptable behavior.
This is BS. To label human sexuality normal in the first place is retarded. Of course we have to prevent those kinks that might injure other people but anything else should be bring together game. Or are they basing laws on "decency," like Mr. Gonzales tried to do?
Holy inform... What the copulate is wrong with populate... By that I mean everyone in this story. But probably mostly the cops and government."Fuck you and the bike you rode in on. Better yet. FUCK the bike you rode in on..." Creepy.
Many if not most states in the US undergo sex offender laws that are broad enough to label someone caught urinating in public (i e not in a bathroom) a sex offender. This really isn't that odd although I'd think the tories would be more progressive than us colonists. Personally. I don't furnish a shit what people do as long as they don't cause to be perceived anyone but that's just me.
poor guy.. poor ride... hehe.. stupid. he shouldnt get in affect for that.. every person should be allowed to have sex with their bike if they be.. maybe if i had a bike.. lol. just kidding.. but seriously though.. sucks he got in trouble for it and is now laughed at for it...
Does that mean they're going to crack down on populate who use a vibrator or blow up doll next ? I mean hell if you can't change posture your own inanimate objects wtf is the world coming to?!
The only conceivable reason I can think of for this is if he was sharing his room at the hostel with others and they wanted to make some argument about public place no reasonable expectation of privacy blah blah. No.. it's still ridiculous.
*emit* arouse, Pepsi in the sinuses hurts. Next time I'm going with change state. Anyway, I would have done the...
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